A fond farewell

This commercial made me laugh. It is very accurate in its descriptions. :)

Oh, the drama!

Short Paintball Match

We went paintballing again yesterday. We were out playing for about 3 1/2 hrs. This was the shortest match by far. I'm the crazy guy in this.

Etch-A-Sketch Man

Wow!

Paintball video

Here's the video of our first paintball outing.

First Take on White and Nerdy

I found this "first take" video of Weird Al and Donny Osmod for White and Nerdy.

Pure Genius

This video makes me laugh every time. Having Donny Osmond as his White and Nerdy backup is genius.

Pain-tball update

OUCH!

Pain-tball

I went paintballing for the second time ever yesterday. It was a lot of fun and I got my pants dirty. No, not that kind of dirty. Just regular grass and paint stains on the knees. We played outdoors in a grass field with a speedball configuration. I got shot a few times but the paintballs didn't break so I was able to stay in the games. I did manage to shoot myself in the facemask once. It takes mad skills to do that and I don't recommend you try it. I took out a few of the other players with some lucky shots and spent a lot of time just hiding behind some of the bunkers (hence the knee stains). I enjoyed it a lot and hope to go more often than once every 14 years. In case you are wondering, I am smiling.

Jaxon's Scooter Skills

Wanting to be featured on the web, Jaxon shows off his scooter skills.



Impressive, I know.

Jayden doing a flip

Jayden learned how to land a flip on the trampoline a few weeks ago. Here he is:


Ta da!!!

Mason's Displeasure

The dangers of home...

My body is older than my age. Like Indiana Jones said, it's not the years, it's the mileage. Unfortunately for me, I'm not getting any good mileage on my body and I don't have a cool hat like him. Some of the recent bad mileage is as follows:

Yesterday I heroically sprained my left ankle while doing the dangerous task of carrying our baby to the van. No, not through some pot-hole riddled parking lot but rather in our garage. There just so happens to be a one inch lip at the end of the garage (to keep water out I guess) and I stepped on that and pop went the ankle. Heroically? Well, I didn't drop the baby!

Three weeks ago I hurt my right knee. How you say? Playing football? Basketball? Jumping over a fence? Nope. I gracefully slipped on my living room floor and smashed my knee into the edging between the laminate floor and the carpet. Big ouch. My knee was very sore for a week but has been upgrade to mostly sore since. My knee-cap is still tender but I'm hoping it will be fine w/ more time. I hope there wasn't any permanent damage to the knee though it is still uncomfortable to kneel on that side.

I must add that it was a smooth move. I caught some serious air and Tara thought I was faking the fall because the thud of me landing was way too loud to be real. I had been playing with Big J and was keeping an unopened bag of Doritos away from him. When I fell, he happily let me lay there in my agony while triumphantly snatching the Dorito bag from me and claiming victory.

I'm not paranoid, but I think this house is out to get me.

Less is more...

Center Mass

I went to the shooting range today. I did better than expected. All shots were on the target, most were in the torso area. I even hit the center X a few times. Here's the target one of my friends used. He shot 11 rounds at this target and did not miss. You do the math.

Proper use of earmuffs

Here you go. If you ever wondered how to properly use earmuffs, wonder no more.

60 Minutes for all demographics.

I'm the dude...

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